30% less crabby than the regular blog!

Okay, so I started this blog entry two days ago...computer crashed, lost entry, not feeling nearly as grouchy now as I was then, so you all will only get Bitch Lite.

First complaint is the new KnitNet.  Same models as always (there are only four people who live in Canada, after all.)  Two crappy, boring sock patterns.  Did anyone see the HUGE HONKING GUSSET HOLE in the black and white sock?  Who the hell was taking the photos, a homeless person?  Sheesh.  If you haven't paid for the privilege, you can't see the photos, and you're not missing a thing.  I thought about ripping off the photo and displaying it here, but it wasn't worth possible extradition to Canada for you all.

Second complaints are these boring socks that I am knitting right now.  I am having to force myself to pick them up.  Yawn.  I am not even going to bore you all with a photo of them.  Listening to Mansfield Park while I am knitting.  Makes it bearable.  I have about an inch to go on the leg of the secret ones and about 4 on the Regia weird ones.

On the bright side, I did get this nice list of new definitions for the acronym PMS and I thought I'd share:

> 14 Things PMS Stands For:
>
> Pass My Shotgun
> Psychotic Mood Shift
> Perpetual Munching Spree
> Puffy Mid-Section
> People Make me Sick
> Provide Me with Sweets
> Pardon My Sobbing
> Pimples May Surface
> Pass My Sweatpants
> Pissy Mood Syndrome
> Plainly, Men Suck
> Pack My Stuff
> Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
> ..and my favorite one...
> Potential Murder Suspect

There was an abundance of chocolate chip cookies in the house until today's foray into definition #3.  Certainly improved my outlook and must contribute to Bitch Lite tonight.  Off to see what happens to Fanny and Edmund...